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One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people’s minds.End quote.

—Frank Zappa (via somethingchanged)

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“Touching a waitress’s chest is Not Okay. Pouring the coffee onto the floor instead of the cup is Not Okay. Drinking something I paid for the way I want to drink it — that’s more than Not Okay, it’s perfectly fucking fine.”



“Touching a waitress’s chest is Not Okay. Pouring the coffee onto the floor instead of the cup is Not Okay. Drinking something I paid for the way I want to drink it — that’s more than Not Okay, it’s perfectly fucking fine.”
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I don’t think Osama bin Laden sent those planes to attack us because he hated our freedom. I think he did it because of our support for Israel, our ties with the Saudi family and our military bases in Saudi Arabia. You know why I think that? Because that’s what he fucking said! Are we a nation of 6-year-olds? Answer: yes.End quote.

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This Is Sand

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[Mamihlapinatapai] describes a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start. This could perhaps be translated more succinctly as “eye-contact implying ‘after you…’”. A more literal approximation is “ending up mutually at a loss as to what to do about each other”.End quote.

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I think playing live — especially now — is more important than it’s ever been because you can’t download a live show. All art is communication, and you just can’t get that off a computer. There’s just nothing like staring at the audience, or the audience staring you in the face. A lot of bands like to play with prerecorded tapes — that’s not our thing. It’s a roll of the dice every night playing live. I break it into thirds: One-third of our shows are absolutely amazing live, another third are OK and a third of them blow. There’s no way you can predict how that’s going to come out.End quote.

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I’m holding my breath, but this [doesn’t look half bad.]
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Non-Avett recap

marco:

I didn’t get into the Avett Brothers’ concert… the line was a few hundred people long, and after a third of it entered, they stopped letting people in. I expected a little concert in a small park with maybe a hundred people.

Who would have guessed that a bluegrass banjo duo that nobody’s ever heard of would put on a free show in Manhattan (the bluegrass banjo capital of… nothing) on public property… and be completely booked and inaccessible to nearly everyone who showed up except the incredibly early people?

Know how every college generation finds that one band that’s relatively unknown, so the college kids think they’re being cool by knowing them and playing their songs constantly, then they explode 2 years later?

That’s how Dave Matthews started. For my generation (in college from 2000-2004), it was O.A.R. at first, then Dispatch. I think John Mayer happened next, and I have no idea who the current ones are because I’m not cool enough and nobody tells me anything.

There were a lot of young, cool people there tonight, enthusiastically waiting on line in the uncomfortable, humid summer heat for a chance to see The Avett Brothers. They’re the next one. Trust me.

I don’t mean to call you out, man, but… The crowd for the Avett Brothers is most certainly not the same type of crowd that lined up for OAR or Dispatch four years ago.  Dave Matthews Band, OAR, and Dispatch spoke to the general ‘college populace’ in ways that the Avett Bros. probably can’t (or maybe choose not to?) do.

You have to represent a much larger demographic than the Avett Brothers do to bottle that kind of lightning.  Dave Matthews did it by combining Phish with Hootie and the Blowfish, thereby locking in an audience gradient from the stoner to the mom listening to the top 40.

Young college students don’t flock around small, obtuse, angular acts.  They flock around acts that speak clearly (avoiding the negative connotation of simply, here) and can, if need be, carry a party.

300 people waiting in line to see the Avett Brothers—in New York, no less—is not a cultural phenomenon.  You’d probably see the same thing if it were any other small, culturally accredited act playing a completely free show.

I would imagine that the line would be just as long (or longer) at a free concert featuring similarly-sized acts like Justice, Dr. Dog, or the Dresden Dolls.

Then again, maybe I’m just undervaluing college students musical accuity.

Nope, nevermind, I can hear Rage Against the Machine playing next door.

Man Man “Doo Right” In A Black Cab

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Man Man is quickly rocketing to the top of my “heart chart.”  I mean, if such a thing existed.  Best live show I’ve seen in a while.

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I’m not doing it. I’m just not. I know I say the same thing every year, but this time I mean it — I am not playing it this year. Seriously, how many times can I possibly be expected to play that stupid song? I bet if you counted the number of times I’ve played it over the years, it probably adds up to, like, a jillion. I’m not even exaggerating. One jillion times. Well, not this year.
This year, I’m just going to say, “Sorry, folks, I’m only playing holiday songs tonight.” Yeah, that’s a good plan. That’s definitely what I’m going to do, and if they don’t like it, tough cookies. It’ll just be tough cookies for them.
But I know exactly what’ll happen. I’ll sit down, play a few holiday songs, and then some drunk jerk will yell out “‘Piano Man,’” and everybody will start clapping, and I’ll look like a real asshole if I don’t play it.
I wonder if they’ll have shrimp cocktail.End quote.

— Michael Ian Black on the topic of What I Would Be Thinking If I Were Billy Joel Driving to a Holiday Party Where I Knew There Would Be a Piano (via about-today)

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