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In the Fade

The President of the World announced
wide-waved to our brains
during lunch no less,
right in the middle of the match
(Woggle missed the kick, there goes that round-)

To say importantly that the top actuaries had
"DONE THE NUMBERS"

-it would now be
twenty years
before the Pilgrim came--

"AN ADJUSTMENT OF 4%!"

an
adjustment
of four percent.

"WE'VE VOTED"

we

"AND I AM SO HONORED TO REMAIN YOUR PRESIDENT FOR ANOTHER TWENTY YEARS"

our

"MAY THE PILGRIM TRAVEL SAFELY,"

but at least there's time left,-
one more drink.
can probably lose twice more today
then, then back to work.


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