The President of the World announced
wide-waved to our brains
during lunch no less,
right in the middle of the match
(Woggle missed the kick, there goes that round-)
To say importantly that the top actuaries had
"DONE THE NUMBERS"
-it would now be
before the Pilgrim came--
"AN ADJUSTMENT OF 4%!"
of four percent.
"AND I AM SO HONORED TO REMAIN YOUR PRESIDENT FOR ANOTHER TWENTY YEARS"
"MAY THE PILGRIM TRAVEL SAFELY,"
but at least there's time left,-
one more drink.
can probably lose twice more today
then, then back to work.